Fed Chair caught LYING to Congress about luxury headquarters upgrade – private elevators, marble halls, and rooftop bee gardens while Americans can’t afford groceries
When Your Central Banker Lives Like a King
Jerome Powell just got EXPOSED for the most tone-deaf scandal in Federal Reserve history.
The lie: “No fancy perks in our headquarters upgrade”
The truth: $2.5 BILLION luxury palace with private elevators and rooftop bee gardens
The problem: He lied straight to Congress about it
The result: Powell could be getting the BOOT
The $2.5 Billion Lie That Could End Everything
What Powell told the Senate: No fancy dining rooms, no marble, definitely no rooftop gardens
What the documents show: Private elevators, marble everywhere, rooftop gardens “for urban wildlife”
The difference: About $2.5 billion worth of bullsh*t
You can’t lie to Congress about spending taxpayer billions on luxury upgrades and expect to keep your job.
The “Fed Palace” Scandal Explodes
Here’s what Powell’s “modest” headquarters upgrade actually includes:
Private elevators (because regular elevators are for peasants)
Marble throughout (because nothing says “fighting inflation” like luxury stone)
Rooftop bee gardens (for “urban wildlife” – aka Powell’s hobby)
VIP dining facilities (despite denying they exist)
Cost overruns that would make Pentagon contractors blush
Fannie Mae Chief Drops the HAMMER
The head of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac just accused Powell of lying to Congress – that’s not some random critic, that’s a major financial institution leader calling out the Fed Chair for “deceptive testimony.”
When your own sector is calling you a liar, you’re in deep sh*t.
The Testimony That Could Destroy Him
Powell under oath: “There’s no fancy dining room, no marble, and definitely no rooftop garden”
Official documents: Private elevators, marble installations, rooftop gardens for bees
Legal reality: Lying to Congress is a felony
Political reality: This could end his career